Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Poetry...haha...yeah right...funny rhymes...

Piranha Named Donna

There was a piranha named Donna
who was smokin' marijuana
who got fried in the sauna
while cryin' for it's momma

Credit due:
Lauran and Christine 2008

Poems in the Corn
(well? they do have ears)

Thunder, thunder head our way
give us a short working day
if you don't I think I'll cry
because it will be so hot n' dry

Credit due:
Lauran and long hours pollinatin' corn


No Idea

have a clue
because one's due
please hurry, hury
be wary, wary
it's gettin' kinda hairy
sort of scary
where's nancy drew?
i just heard a boo

Credit
sadly, Lauran 2011 ( 2 min. rhyme)


okay i'm done (takes bow)....might entertain later with more funny, weird rhymes :)

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